Saturday, January 19, 2008
CAPTAIN'S BALL '08
We got 2nd! Ha. This year's abit different cos guys can join in, which u noe, makes e matches more competitive.
Introducing our team, we have (in alphabetical order):
- Caleen - our long hands long legs team member who gave her best to distract e opponent with her fastest hands first
- Elaine - our star ball catcher who catches e ball steadily no matter what
- Jin Long - our Mr. Chivalrous who charmed e girls of AFSN level 3, yes including me
- Mawar - our team member who gave her best though she was having a fever tt day
- Seng Guan - our best jumper who scored and saved many balls
- Sin Ee - our organizer who pressurized us to be e best
- Steph - our sexy mama who gave her 101% but ltr kena attacked by nails of e opponent team
- Tofu - our good-tempered Tofu actualli screamed at one of e opponents when she got pissed. Now u noe how bad our opponents were to make our Tofu angry?
- Yapmin - our calm and cool player of e team, another steady one
- Me - e grumpiest of e team and best Yeller of e day. HAHA. just kidding lah
Next, we have our cheerleaders (both days combined):
- Shirleen - our faithful supporter for all e 3 years be it rain or shine
- Vanessa - Woah. Her voice was louder than wad i imagined
- Rose - our super enthu cheer leader of e day
- Bee Har's clique - AFSN level 3 peeps who cheered for us
- Mr Niang and Ms Screamo - our BEST ENTERTAINERS OF E DAY. Stomach cramps were not caused by over-exertion during e games but by laughing too much while watching them acting silly
For e first game on e first day, we played against this all red team with a crazy ugly freak in it. I was guarding her and guess wad she said to me? Erm sorry, i meant she
screamed at me. "U dun touch me uh. Touch me again then u noe." Bla. I was shocked and din say anythg at all. It's like, who e hell wna touch u lah u ugly bah gay freak. Wah lau. I cun help but laugh at her. Perhaps she tot i was a guy or she thinks tt she's so darn pretty tt i couldn't resist touching her sia. *puke pls*
On e second day, e competition got tougher. We won e 13-13 orange team, tt was a sweet victory cos they looked rather pro. After tt we played against this all-white team with a crazy action action guy in it. We were warned tt e all-white team was very violent and rough. And indeed they were. After they lost to us, tt stupid action action guy went around saying and saying tt we bla bla bla wad referee kayu and stuff. Stupid ugly guy. Oh, his actions were damn big pls.
Then we had our final match against this all-malay team. E 2 guys on their team were damn fast but all of them were freaking violent. Poor Steph kena scratched by them. And i guess their team's motto was 'pushing is e way to go man'. Cos e stupid malay girls kept pushing ppl like nobody's business. Did i mention e chief referee was a malay? And he was damn kayu on e first day's match as well. Not tt im saying all malays r lidat but it's just them. Relax okay Mas? Ha.
Neway, my grumpiness had e best of me after being pushed and elbowed at like toot. So i started yelling at e malay gers. I rmb i kept yelling and yelling like some angry mad fellow. But apparently they dun understd simple english. Doesn't mean u fat then can use ur weight and push around wad. Damn. May ur weight grow exponentially and i bless u to burst very soon. Another thing was tt they actualli wore make-up and fake lashes to play captain's ball. Crazy right? So hiao.
GROSS FACTOR X 1000000000. Hope ur fake eye lashes get glued to ur freaking eyeballs.
Oh well. Enough of grumbling. There r 2 quizzes next week! Better go study alr. BYE~
Ron finished grumbling at
3:40 PM