WT = wisdom tooth. A particular tooth that pops out at all 4 corners of your gum once u're of that age. No space for anymore teeth? No worries. It'll cramp its way amongst the other teeth, often coming out in a very very weird position. And if u're even luckier, this tooth will just happily hide in your gums and perhaps show off abit of its part to protest and make u throb in pain. And needless to say, i was the lucky bugger.

Last thur i made my visit to this dental clinic for a checkup. Uh huh. Just when u guys thought that 'sharon the se lang' will go high when meeting just abt any type of nurses, dental nurses never fail to freak me out. Rmb those super-grouchy-auntie dental nurses from the dental buses? They traumatized my pri sch childhood thank u. And ta dang. I met their match at that dental clinic.

First impression of that dental nurse: Tanned. Super big size, which i think im gonna head right for the recycling bin once she sits on me. So like WTH. I kinda suspect she's a dragonboater or something.

Thus I decided to code her as the 'King Kong' nurse. If u think all nurses are supposed to be gentle and bla bla bla, u are so damn wrong about this King Kong. The strength that she used to checkout my teeth was as if she was gonna pull all my teeth out. Bloody hell, cos i dun think my teeth were that bad as if there were food stuck everywhere? Then she confirmed that i had to do a wisdom tooth surgery. I went home grumbling to Dad about being bullied by the King Kong. And according to Dad, the quoted price for the surgery was enough to do up his entire mouth. -.-

So Dad recommended me to go see his dentist instead. Was on the phone with my Mum on wed night and she said that the dentist was a young girl. I went like huh..young girl?? Wad's with Dad and young girls? Cos the other day i caught him smiling happily to my fren (who was also a young girl), which to me was kinda weird cos he seldom smiles at ppl? Oh god.

Ytd i went to visit his dentist. She, is not a young girl. She, in fact, was a HOT stuff. HAHA! Okay, lucky bugger myself. Plus she had that particular ang moh slang, which i thought added points to her hotness? By the way, she's a doctor and not a nurse. And as usual, i didn't dare to look into that hot doctor's eyes when she was talking to me. Haha.

Neway, i did a surgery for the lower jaw tooth first and then a normal extraction for the upper one. Now here's the gross part. After the sprayed-on bitter medicine (which made me felt like puking) and injection, i rested for a while before she blindfolded me (it's actualli an eye mask lah). Then she sawed open my gums. Blindfold and pain, think SM. Yeah seriously sawed cos there was realli a sawing sound. Next, she sawed that tooth into 4 parts before pulling them out. It's not funny when the tooth was big and realli deep rooted inside. Wah lau. I felt pain so she gave me another bout of injection. When it was done she stitched up that area and i didn't feel anything at all. Off to the upper jaw, it was kinda scary. Cos i could feel that she literally pulled that tooth out. Like EW. And guess wad? She did both procedures within 27 minutes? Cool stuff.

My suffering wasn't so bad cos the hot doctor was realli good i must say (okay i might be biased, ha). She kept on talking and explaining what she was gonna do when i couldn't see a single thing. Oh ya. She kept asking if im feeling okay, cos i think even if i fainted beneath the blindfold she oso wun know. And the funny thing was she gave me a cushion to hug before the entire surgery. Hahaha. Erm. I think i accidentally bit her finger though. Oops. Nvm, think SM again. Okay, this entire post is actualli like revealing that im a da se lang or something. Great.

After it was done she put the gauze into my mouth, her assistant came and cleaned me up cos she said there was blood all over. So i stared into the space and thought of nothing but 'blood all over'? Hot doctor showed me the bloody 2 WT and actualli asked if i wanted to bring them home. My eyes popped out lah and i said no thanks. EW again. Collected my medication and mouthwash and rolled home. Reported to my part-time that my doctor was like uber HOT. Then she said '... So ur dentist was a GREAT distraction right? U never get any anesthesia right?' HA. She's jealous lah.

Apparently i kept on bleeding like toot from 3:27 pm to 11 pm plus. Realli bloody soggy gauzes whenever i changed them every 45 minutes. Eeks. Neway the pain's oni for ytd and painkillers actualli didn't help much though. But surprisingly today i didn't feel any pain at all. Okay, maybe a little when i was cracking my brain while doing my homework. Uh, i didn't go sch today. Had 5 days MC yo and my face is like 'squared-off' on the left side now, how to meet ppl u tell me? Haha.

Oh well. Wisdom tooth surgery ain't that bad as what i thought it was afterall. So, anyone throbbing in pain cos of a WT? I can intro u to my hot doctor.

Gotta go back to have the stitches removed next thur. Hee hee.

Ron finished grumbling at
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